A015  The Three Little Pigs

Once there were three little pigs and they had a very nice life, rolling in the mud, and eating the slop and having a good time not having any responsibilities, until they became old enough to go out on their own.  And their father and mother said, “OK.  Out the house.  You gotta do it on your own.”  So they off off they went and they had to build themselves a house.  
Well the first little pig liked to play.  And he liked to run around.  So he just threw together a house of straw.  And he had no trouble in making the house of straw and he zip zap.  He got the house own made and then he was off doing his things that he liked to do.  
The second little pig, he was a little more conscientious and he gathered lots of sticks and he made a house of sticks.  And it took him a little more time but it didn’t take him as long as some of the other methods and so he was off having fun and rolling in the sun and having a good time.
The third little pig was very conscientious.  He made bricks and he made the house out of bricks and it was very strong and sturdy and it took him a long time but when he was done he was very proud of the nice house that he had.  
So they were all living in their houses and they were having a good time and they weren’t far from each other.  And they rolled around and they played around and they ran around.  They had a good time.  
But one day, as they were eating their breakfast, along came the big, bad wolf.  And he had seen these three little pigs and he thought, “This is going to make me a nice breakfast.”  So he went to the first house, the house of straw, and he knocked on the door and he said, “Little pig, little pig.  Let me come in.”  And the little pig had seen the wolf out the window and he was kind of afraid and he said, “No, no.  Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”  So the wolf said, “Well, if you don’t let me in, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.”  And the little pig said, “Yeah, sure.”  And the wolf huffed, “FU”, and he puffed, “FU”.  And HA!  It was made out of straw and it just blew down. The little pig was terrified and ran quickly to his brother’s house next door, the one made of sticks.  And the two of them were in there and they were shivering and they were all scared that the one with the house of sticks said, “It’s OK.  I’ve got a strong house.” 
The wolf said, “Yeah, right.”  And he went to the next house and he knocked on the door and he said, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.”  And the little pig said, “Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”  So the wolf said, “Well, I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.”  So he huffed, “FU”, and he puffed, “FU”, and he huffed again, “FU”, and he puffed again, “FU”.  And the sticks fell down.  And the two little pigs ran to the brother’s house.  “Let us in!  Let us in!”  So he opened the door and he let his two brothers in.  Now his house was made of bricks and it was nice and sturdy.  So the wolf said, “All right.”  And he goes to the little pigs house of bricks and he knocks on the door and he said, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.  I know you’re all there.”  And the pig said, “Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”  And then the wolf said, “All right.  Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.”  
So and the little pigs in the house of bricks said, “Yeah, let me see that.”  So the wolf huffed, “FU”, and he puffed ,”FU”, and he huffed, “FU”, and he puffed, “FU”, and he huffed again, “FU”, and he puffed again, “FU”, and he couldn’t get that stupid house to fall down.  
And he was getting really frustrated and he was getting really tired.  And he looked in the window and there he saw those three pigs and they were laughing on the floor and they thought that was such a funny thing.  And he said, “I’ll get them.”  He saw the chimney.  He said, “I’ll go up and I’ll go down the chimney and get them.”  Well, the little pigs saw what he was going to do, the little pig that had the house said, “Don’t worry. I’ve already got a fire going.”  So he stoked the fire up.  They put a big pot of water that was already boiling underneath it and the wolf climbs up to the roof and he squeezes himself down through the chimney coughing because of all the smoke coming up and down he comes POOF right into the boiling, hot water.
Well let’s leave us to say the three little pigs never had to worry about that wolf again.